The gas is about to be over.
I will have to bring it now.
I have been saying it since four days now.
The gas is about to be over, it is about to be over.
Will anyone listen to what I say in this house?
Or should I go to bring the gas now?
They won't do one task properly.
Please wait! Wait! I am coming!
It's not even morning and...
What is it? The milk was less yesterday. No, it was!
I will stop it!
Listen to this song all through the day.
Here, have this tea. Now let me go to the college as well!
You have muddled my brains since morning!
Shut that down!
What did you do now? Yes?
Break it! Break everything.
Now will I have to do it now?
Or will Vishnu's grandpa come from the heavens to close the door?
Twenty fifth July, 2003.
One more day.
Sachin Tendulkar had made another record.
The American army had started...
...another war for peace.
And I...
As usual, I had left my house like everyday to save my job.
Hey? Where?
Fill this. - I want to sell a water purifier.
You can't go inside. - Why?
Why?!
You can't stop me. - What?
Come on!
Get lost from here. Come on.
I have the secretary's permission.
You should have told me earlier.
Didn't I tell you now? - Go.
Nowadays...
What happened? What happened?
Brother. See if all the material Is there or not.
No. I am all right. - Are you hurt? - I am all right.
Yes, I am all right.
Hey! - Hey, just a minute. - Get lost.
Why? Can't you ride properly? See!
See what you did to my auto. You broke the headlight.
What's my fault in that? You came in the one way.
So what if I came in the 'one way'?
Will you kill me?
Fork out the money. - Why?
Why? Will your father pay for the headlight? - See, you...
Do you have a licence? - Yes I do have it. At home.
Then come to the police station. - Police station? Why?
Everything will be found out there.
Come on. Fork out the money quickly.
Not hundred, two hundred. It's a big vehicle.
I have never seen a stupider person than you.
You can't do a single task properly.
God knows what you teach in the college.
What happened now? - What happened!
Didn't I tell you to bring coriander...
...and green chilly with vegetables?
Yes! I forgot that!
Forgot that! You never forget to nag about my cooking.
Here, he has come...
It's not even twenty-five days that the scooter was bought.
Hey, he must have been wounded or something.
If he'd be wounded, he wouldn't...
...be standing like this in my presence.
What? - It wasn't my mistake.
It was not your mistake... was it my mistake?
Was it my mistake? Was It? Tell me! Tell me!
Tell me!
You were driving the scooter and...
...someone thwacked you from the opposite end, say something!
What are you doing? - See, stop siding with your son.
Give this lecture to any college student, not me.
This is my house. I will rule here, understood? Shut up!
Now go. Go inside.
For which crime are both the father and the son taking a revenge on me...
Does this Sharda have any plan to come back to India?
And me! I just love India.
Quickly!
Pop. I have kept that library book, please...
Now jump on my head wearing this goggle.
You have a passion for fashion nowadays?
Who will pay this? Who will pay this bill?
Will your grandfather come from up there?
I am speaking since so long, Vishnu.
I am speaking to you. Talk to me, Vishnu!
Why are you staring at me, Vishnu?
You father son duo just irritate me like this.
Still not satisfied? I am speaking to you, Vishnu! Answer me, Vishnu!
Get lost now!
Where are you going?
You tell me, Vishnu, till where do you have to go?
For the electricity bill.
Hey, even I am going to Juhu.
Come sit behind me, I will drop you there.
Vishnu, what happened? You didn't sit?
I thought that you had sat down.
Come on. Sit down.
Seriously, I thought that you sat down.
Come, I will drop you.
What happened?
No.
What no? Didn't you wink?
That... that... - What?
She stays in the building opposite me.
Will you wink at her if she stays in the building opposite you?
That...
I have a habit of it... - What?
You have a habit of winking?
See... See...
Even I can be angry.
Winks!
He should be happy that I didn't hit him hard.
Okay!
Now even you feel like laughing when you look at me?
You have made me just to make everyone laugh, isn't it?
It feels good?
I cry and everyone laughs?
Okay. Laugh. Laugh all you want.
Why did you make me? Nobody needs me.
Neither my office, my friends or my family.
And the girl whom I love so much.
Even she doesn't need me. Nobody needs me in this world.
Why don't you make me vanish?
You see the same news all through the day.
Come on. It is time for my serial now.
Why have you kept this door open?
Is any thief about to come?
I don't know where this Vishnu has vanished now.
You have sent him. - I know.
Has he gone to pay the bill for our house...
...or will he pay the bill for the whole locality?
He will come.
He must have gone to his friend's place.
Don't work your brains.
When nobody needs me, why don't you make me vanish?
Will this door be closed in this day?
When I was visible, nobody cared for me.
What will happen now, God?
Did you see a statue?
A statue of a laughing Goddess?
I'd thrown it somewhere here.
We will reach the pub at exactly eleven o clock.
We will have a couple of beers and then!
Did you see Sangeeta in the afternoon?
Even these three are hot.
See how I hook up with them.
Hey!
What happened?
The girls are seeing. Pick it up quickly.
It is useless just sitting here. God knows where...
...this Vishnu has gone. Has he gone...
...to pay the electricity bill or is he...
...holding the live wire standing there.
Wait for some time. We will wait for some time more.
We will wait for some time more.
Let him come! Just let him come!
Get up!
Ask the neighboring constable rane.
What should ask him?
How do you cook! What should we do?
Go, go and ask him!
O God! Now...
And while coming back look in the park too.
He has taken two hundred and sixty rupees.
A whole royal amount of two hundred and sixty rupees!
If the light is cut, I will cut the necks of you two!
Who is it, Gayatri? - I don't know.
Ever since these children's holiday's have started...
Did you meet him? - Yes. - What did he say?
I have spoken to him. - What did he say?
I told him that Vishnu hasn't come home since afternoon.
Not you. What did mr. Rane tell you?
He told me to wait the night. - What for?
If he doesn't come... - Then? - He will make calls.
He will do it, isn't it? - Yes, he will do it. - Okay.
Hey, listen.
Did you ask him? - What?
Whether he is on duty tomorrow or not, did you ask?
No, I didn't ask that. - Why didn't you ask?
I didn't remember it. - Didn't remember.
How do you remember the address to your house?
Why don't you forget that?
At least I will free from you.
Where are you going? - I will eat something.
Eat me now. That's what you can do now.
Wait.
It must be your loved one. Let him come.
I will wrench his face off!
Hey, who is it? Who is ringing the bell?
I will slap now! I will beat you people so much one day...
...that you will forget ringing the bells of your own houses.
Why are you staring at me? It must be Tiwari's son.
Let me meet him. I will break his leg and dangle it by his neck.
What happened?
I felt that someone hit me from behind. - Who?
Construction work is going on behind.
Something must have fallen on your head.
Shall we move now?
Hey, why are you honking?
It started all by itself.
There seems to be some problem in the horn.
Hey, stop it.
Why are you honking the horn?
The signal is done now. Come on now. - Okay.
Yes.
What kind of people are they?
If you meet us anywhere ahead I'll give you two slaps!
Brother.
Take care of your leg please.
Hey, don't you understand it once?
What is your problem? - Keep your leg to yourself.
Keep your leg down, don't act smart.
Why don't you keep your leg down?
What happened? - He touched me.
You were legging me first. You are touching her now?
You... you come out. - Hey, what is your problem?
Come out. I will tell you.
Hey, leave my shirt and speak.
See, brother...
Let it be.
It must have been a mistake. Let it go now.
Let it go, Sameer.
Hey, let go of my shirt and speak.
Do you know with that difficulty we got the tickets?
The show was houseful. You ruined everything.
How am I at fault in this?
They fight for everything.
You didn't fight at all, isn't it?
Now, you are supporting that ruffian?
Forget about that girl. Why did you fight?
The cup tumbled.
The coffee will fall if the cup tumbles, isn't it?
The cup tumbled itself.
How will the cup tumble itself, Sameer?
What happened now?
Was there anyone behind me? - No, why?
Someone hit me behind on my head.
There is nobody behind you.
Since when is this going on with you?
Since this morning, doctor.
Has this ever happened before with you?
No. - No, Doctor, this is the first time.
Have you ever taken any drugs...
You took drugs in college?
But you never told me...
Everyone takes in the college. I tried it just once.
How can you take drug, Sameer?
Do you take drugs now?
No.
Just a minute.
Okay, tell me exactly.
When you feel something here. Some one hits you...
...how do you feel it to be?
Didn't I tell you? I feel that someone...
...is hitting me on my head.
How many times should I tell you?
What is your problem? He is a doctor.
Answer his questions.
Yes, Doctor, please ask him.
God knows what else he must have done.
Someone hit me once again!
Okay, you please sit down.
Someone hit me once again!
Where did he hit you?
Here. Here, on these bones.
Here? - Yes, here.
How can anyone hit you?
Mohini, someone did hit me!
The doctor is here, I am sitting here.
Who will hit you?
Can someone become crazy because of drugs?
Take this medicine in the night.
If it isn't cured, we will go to the doctor in the morning.
Sameer, you are listening to me, isn't it?
' Is this magic or is this a dream? '
' I have met someone closer to me.'
'This is a new experience, this is fun too.'
'Whether it is true or false, nothing is hidden.'
'There is such a passion, the world seems a miracle.'
'Vanishing, I can see everything, wherever I am! '
' Nobody can see me, I can see everyone.'
' I've had to suffer some pain too.'
' Everyone of my close ones was angry with me.'
'Today, I even have the sky in my arms.'
' If one doesn't have a friend, there is nothing.'
' If I get her, whom this heart loves.'
'This life will be beautiful with love.'
'This is surely going to happen.'
'She will be with me.'
I have never beaten, thrashed or nagged Vishnu till today.
I reared him with so much love and affection.
God knows where he has gone off to.
It's lies.
Did you report in the police? - What?
Did you report in the police? - No.
Mr. Rane didn't call.
If he didn't call, will you too not call?
Are you waiting for some auspicious occasion now?
Why are you staring at me? Sister-in-law is right.
You come with me.
Make them write the name properly.
I am there, sister-in-law.
Listen, we will write the report first.
Hey, I forgot the purse. Do you have some money? - Yes.
We will go there when we return. Come on.
The house seems so empty without Vishnu, isn't it?
Empty!
You were troubled because of him, isn't it?
Let him come.
I'm telling you. You thrash him with me too.
Please don't speak like that. Have faith in God.
I will leave now. - What should I believe in?
I can't believe who are seen. And God?
How can I believe something that I can't see?
Even I can't be seen!
Don't be scared. I am God.
You don't believe it, isn't it?
See this.
I know that you are a very nice girl.
I have come here for your good.
That boytriend of yours...
That boy who loves you...
He is faking your love to you.
Leave him as soon as possible.
And yes...
I will change your world in some days.
A boy stays near your house. I am giving him a power.
Such a power, which no one else would possess.
That boy will love you immensely.
That doctor is so good! This medicine is working.
What happened to you?
No that...
I was sleeping. I heard some voices...
Voices? - God's... God's voice.
God's voice?
Sameer, please don't laugh, Sameer.
All this is a waste. Nothing else.
I know this police very well, Balwant.
They are asking a photo, isn't it?
Tomorrow they will ask for the clothes.
Day after tomorrow, they will ask for his bedding.
Are you searching for the boy or are you collecting items?
Is there anything known as the law?
How was I at fault?
If he had to go, he should have told me and gone.
It's been twenty-five years.
I didn't even scold him once.
He has gone!
There is still a fear of him.
Such a simple child.
He will stay hungry in the house.
But he won't say anything to anyone in the house.
All the lawyers stand up in the courtroom.
What was my fault?
If you had to go, you would have told me and left, son.
They stand up and salute me.
Where should I go, what do I do, son?
Let's go home.
Yes, give the money.
Here.
I will think about your case, okay?
I'm Vishnu. - Who is it?
I am here papa. - Who is it?
Look at this. I am Vishnu. Yes, I am Vishnu.
Son! Why can't I see you, son?
Yes. I am alive. I am right here.
Please listen to me. You sit here.
Yes, please sit here.
I am Vishnu.
I have only vanished, papa.
Vanished? How have you vanished, son?
Listen to me. Listen to me.
I am telling this only to you.
Don't tell it to anybody else.
When I went to pay the electricity bill...
...I was very sad.
Papa, please don't cry.
Please don't cry.
I am very happy when I have vanished.
Yes, please don't cry.
As it is, I was almost unseen to the people.
But now...
Now nobody can make fun of me.
I can do whatever I want now.
Please don't cry. I am very happy now.
I am very happy now. Please come home now.
She sent me!
I wandered along all through the night.
I didn't meet you. I came back.
See, she doesn't even open the door.
It is like that. Come on. This is my life.
Whom are you talking to?
What are you saying, whom are you talking to?
Me? - Or what me?
No, not with anyone.
This was left now. Come.
If this is the state, one day you...
...will have to be lifted from the bar and brought here.
I have just two pegs.
This is your state after drinking two pegs.
If you'd have four, you'd be flying.
Four? Why should I drink four?
If that good for nothing advocate is with you...
...what about four, you would even drink ten.
This magazine. - Which one?
This, went from here till there.
Look at that.
It is coming from here till there.
Hey, this was kept here.
No.
Right now, it came from there till here...
Am I lying?
I just...
It is flying.
It is flying! - What?
Look at that.
There is nothing here, what are you saying?
Why are you looking towards me, look there.
See, that is flying there.
That is flying there.
You come here first. Come here!
Yes, what are you saying?
See that is flying.
You don't need a doctor? What is strange, tell me?
Give me water. Give me water!
See, you are feeling like this because of Vishnu.
Everything will be all right.
That was flying! That was flying! I saw it!
I am scared.
Nothing is flying, nothing is flying.
It was flying.
Go, you go and rest.
No, I saw it. It was flying.
Where are you?
Drink water.
I told you to rest. Why did you come here and sit down?
Listen... - Yes?
Where are you going?
I am going to the station to give Vishnu's photo.
I will come too.
No, I will go to college from there. - I will come too.
No, what will you do coming to the college?
Stay at home here.
I am at Savita's home.
You call me when you come back.
To Savita's place? - Yes. I've some work with her.
Really? Then go.
You know Sanjay, our neighbour mrs. Singh...
...her son is missing since the past three days.
She is so worried.
You mean that lazy fellow. - Yes.
The one who wears huge ugly glasses? - Yes. That one.
His gait is so slow. He is just like his father.
He has an old scooter which he always...
...tries to kick start. - Yes, the same guy.
Poor thing! She was really worried.
Because of her fear not only will her son...
...but the whole locality will run away.
But, papa I saw him two days back in the coffee shop.
What are you saying!?
Mama, Sameer was about to beat him, too. - But why?
Poor guy! He even started crying afterwards.
He seemed to be quite a simple guy.
How is your God? - What God?
Sameer, just keep quiet. - Aunt... you didn't tell them.
No mama. Don't know, what is he saying?
Aunt! - Shut up! Fool!
Should I tell aunt?
'I swear that I love you.'
'Ask my heart.'
'Ask each and every part of mine.'
'Inside my dreams and outside everywhere in front.'
'You are everywhere. I can see only you.'
'I swear that I love you.'
'Ask my heart.'
'Ask each and every part of mine.'
'Inside my dreams and outside everywhere in front.'
'You are everywhere. I can see only you.'
'It is not wrong. But it is right.'
'Love is everywhere in sight.'
'Without you my life is black and white.'
'My eyes are mad for you.'
'Lf I don't see in you in front of me, then the whole day is bad.'
'With you, there is a shine on my face.
'AIong with you my life is full of design.'
'I'll do everything and anything for you.'
'This is the deadline of my love.'
Who is that? Anil?
Sameer, I'm God. - God!?
Anil! Just come out. How did you get in the house?
Did you take the keys from under the mat?
I've been watching since many days...
...how you've been fooling mohini.
If you don't stop pretending your love to mohini...
...then I'll send you straight to hell.
C'mon buddy. Come out.
Before I don't allot you a place in hell, even...
...you better go back to America.
Lez, don't play pranks on me.
Sameer! You are making God very angry!
I won't come from above down to the earth...
...again and again to say this to you.
Just come out, you fake God!
If you are really God, then come in front.
I'll slap you and send you back above.
You scum! You blaspheme God!
Come out, you scum!
Who is this?
You blaspheme God! - Who is this?
Who is this? - You blaspheme God!
You want to meet mohini?!
Mohini!
Stop it. Please don't beat me. Please don't beat me.
Sameer, are you all right? What happened?
- Mohini, that bat! - The bat!
Sameer, this bat is in the air!
Don't beat me. Don't beat me.
How is... this... bat flying the air? - Don't hit me.
How is it flying...
mohini, I don't know. I just heard a noise.
Mohini, just a minute. He told me that I had beaten him.
And in front of everyone.
Whom did I beat and when?
What does she want?
What is in him? Why does she love him so much?
What should I do?
He has money and I don't have that.
This is with my mother in Latur.
Name? - Shantidevi.
Name of your son. - His name is Vishnu... Vishnuprasad.
Age?
Bring one more tea. - Yes sir.
This he had taken with Preity zinta, in the fair, for rs.40.
He had cried a lot that day.
This is with his grandfather, that is his father.
Not this one. Take the one with my mother.
It's very good.
What are you doing? Why don't you understand?
What about the case of Bhushan?
Sir, I had sent it to inspector ravi.
But he got transferred on the way.
Today, I've sent it to Sawant. He'll come by tomorrow.
Sir, he is caught.
Who is he? - He's my sir.
Is he senior than you? - Yes.
C'mon, let's go.
This is the full report. - Is everything arranged properly?
Yes, everything is arranged. I've checked everything.
Sir! - Yes.
Sir, my son is missing.
Godbole, have you written the report?
Yes sir. - You can leave now.
As soon as we get any information we'll inform you. - Yes.
Sir that... sir, just a minute.
Sir this... this is just a small gift. This is for buying sweets.
What is this? - No. - Are you trying to bribe me?
No. This is rs.150. - Are you trying to bribe me? - Yes.
You are trying to bribe an officer?
I'll lock you in the cell. I'll handcuff you.
He told me to do this. - Godbole what is this? - No sir.
Not him. He told me.
What are you talking? I'll put you in the cell!
C'mon, let's go.
Godbole, what is this system? Do you accept bribes?
Stand straight! - Yes sir.
Are you not ashamed of yourselves?
You have put the whole police station to shame.
Sir, I didn't do anything.
I'll suspend you.
C'mon. - When did I tell you that?
Don't lie. - Am I lying?
Come home. I'll tell you.
Let's give it a try once. - There is no point going inside.
Have you lost your mind? What are you talking?
Sir, I can understand why you don't believe us.
But I've seen it with my own eyes.
But just now you said, that he is invisible.
I mean, I've seen with my own eyes that he is invisible.
How can you see an invisible person?
Sir, but the bat can be seen. - Bat can be seen!
She means to say that the person...
...holding the bat was invisible. Only his voice could be heard.
Sir, at least some one must be holding the bat. - Yes.
Fine. Who was holding the bat?
Sir, the same invisible person.
Did you see him holding the bat? - No sir.
That's what we are saying. He is invisible. He...
Am I visible to you?
Or can you only hear my voice?
Sir, please try to understand us.
Only the voice could be heard.
And he was calling himself God.
He can't be seen. Only his voice can be heard.
That too God's voice!
Sir, his voice was that of a man. - Yes sir.
That means it was not God's voice.
I mean that... Sir, please try to understand. Please sir.
Whom should I write the complaint against?
Bat!? God!?
Or against that invisible person?
Or against you both?
Sir I know that... - You don't know anything.
If you both stand here even for a minute...
...then you too will become invisible.
Now go and get treatment from the mental asylum.
This is a police station. Not a mental asylum.
Mohini, let's go. - Sameer just a minute.
I told you that it's of no use coming here.
Crazy people! - C'mon, let's go.